Here is one of the greatest letters ever written, a masterpiece of a disaster. The writer, a young intern for a Texas Senator, crafted what he thought to be a cutting dismissal of a fellow intern, when in fact he had fashioned his own autopsy. What he believed to be opaque was blazingly transparent, and now we all know. He is an ass.

Here is his picture.

His name is Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr.

It seemed that Kelly, as he likes to to be called, had a brief romantic encounter with another intern, known here only as cheezygrl. Here they are together at work, with their boss, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison. According to new reports, Cheezygrl is standing directly infront of Kelly, in the black top. My apologises to the woman standing upfront who I had previously identified as Cheezygrl.

Here is the letter and here is a teeny article about the whole thing in the Washington Post.

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