Sally's Monkey, Soogie, in bedLAYDOWN SALLY! Bedtime stories with Sally, starring "The Kitties."

Here are well over 24 hours of stories that I have told Sally at bedtime. They are mostly about Sally babysitting some kitties. While all of the stories are available from this page, they are now available as a podcast. Just click on the picture of Soogie (he's the monkey). We record these in the dark using the voice memo 'app' on my ipod while Sally is laying down. The sound quality is just above super lousy. Have a listen.

1 Silly Word Fort I had to cut it short because she kept standing up and jumping on the bed.
2 Muriel's Mustard Freak out  
3 Doughnut Store Source of the Donut Dance
4 Chiquita La Chic-Chick We recorded this during the day. It has some good songs and is pretty funny
5 Pickle Store Good.
6 Trip to School  
7 Kitty Ballet at home  
8 New Kitty Not so great.
9 Singing With Soogie Dedicated to Michael Abate
10 Going to The Nutcracker A favorite of mine, but listen to Kitty Ballet at home first.
11 New Dress Up Names  
12 Groundhog in the garden Groundhog 1
13 Groundhog and the pumpkin Groundhog 2
14 Kitties go to bed Sally's Mother Guest Stars
15 Groundhog's interesting Winter Groundhog 3 Best of the Groundhog stories. I told this a ton, but this isn't the best recording of it.
16 Kitties go to the mall  
17 Groundhog and the strange sound Groundhog 4
18 Kitties at the park not great
19 Kitties at the Birthday Party  
20 Kitties Sail The Seas Star
21 Kitties and the Lumps Star
22 Kitties and Balloon Rocket There's a nice scene in the John Hancock building. It also alludes to an older unrecording story.
23 Sally and Soogie and the Squeeky Floor I told this story at least 10 times.
24 Sally and Piper go Shopping A favorite of Sally's
25 Errands with the Kitties "I want to laminate my underpants."
26 Sally and Muriel's Underpants Dance I had told this story at least 5 times, which is why I started recording.
27 Baking with the kitties  
28 Kitties in The Wrong Beds, Part 1  
29 Kitties in The Wrong Beds, Part 2 The begining of this is 10 minutes of Sally misunderstanding that I was giving a recap of the last nights story.
30 Kitties play terrible games  
31 Beans in the Boots  
32 Funny Word Games, Art Projects and Climbing  
33 Silly Bedtime songs  
34 The Gong Show Two days after I told this, Sally and I went to Andy's Music so she could hit a gong.
35 Gherkins Star, Sally cried for real while I was telling it.
36 Hide and Sneaky  
37 Richard  
38 Kitties Wrapped in Tape I told this after we read "Koko's Kitten" ten times in a row.
39 Dancing Game  
40 Fridge Kerfuffle  
41 Blabalabalaba Sally loves this and I just can't stand to hear it again. The opening is nice.
42 Kitties Sneaking at the Sneakmarket Again, I accidentally sang Money, by Pink Floyd, rather than Dragonaut by Sleep
43 The Sneakover  
44 Banana Phone and Super Tweezers  
45 Carrot Goat and the Peanut Beast I first told this while our plane was landing on the way back from D.C., but she kept asking for it again.
46 Kittycatsoup  
47 Pancake Sneakers This one is funny.
48 Who Drew on Muriel  
49 Return to the High Seas A sequel to Kitties Sail The Seas
50 Bakery Trip  
51 Mean Day  
52 Snowy Day with Ditty Da Day  
53 Groundhog fixes Owl's Sink  
54 Margie's Candies Sally has never actually been to Margie's Candies but she requested the story nonetheless.
55 Supasauce Sally and I made Supasauce the following day.
56 Banana Bank I kind of thought that this got creepy.
57 Trouble at Costco This is a good story.
58 Marshmallow Attack  
59 Post Office Piper A sequel to Kitties wrapped in tape
60 Snow Kitties and Bucci Songs I have a friend named Jon Bucci.
61 Footprint Freakout  
62 Library Books for Kitties and Bunny Nibble  
63 Booger Phone While Sally loves it, this is another I was quickly tired of hearing.
64 Harrumph!  
65 Beatboxing Soogie Here is more me forcing culture on my daughter.
66 Secret Cake  
67 Painter Kitties  
68 Sicky Kitty's are no fun  
69 Robot House Magic Trick  
70 Secret Surprise Sally is always demanding that the stories are a mischief all the time.
71 Sneaky Pack  
72 French Fry Song You can tell that I forot the some I was making up as I was singing it.
73 Jelly Donut Heads  
74 Paper and Yarn Names  
75 Sophisticated and Mature  
76 Peanut Butter Painters  
77 Peanut Butter Pants  
78 Goofy Fudgers  
79 Sad Sarah  
80 Turtle Shirt  
81 Purim Parade The following three were around Purim which we celebrate.
82 Purim Carnival  
83 Hamantaschen Cheeks  
84 Interrupting Kitties  
85 Tissue Trouble Sally immediately acted out part of this story and got in trouble.
86 Sleepy Kits  
87 Towel Belly Slides 1 Sally also got in trouble for acting out this story
88 Towel Belly Slides 2  
89 Bunnies  
90 Silly Sock Hats I told the story with a deadline. I had to be done in 17 minutes so i could leave for therapy.
91 Attack of the Octopus Pirates Sort of a sequel to the other two pirate kitty stories.
92 Bunny Business  
93 The Box  
94 Dinner Party I thought this one was pretty good.
95 Cold Nose Hurt Thumb Twinkle Toes This is based on my own cold nose, which was freezing at the time of this story.
96 Orange Boof Parade Sally ordered up this story earlier in the day.
97 Gymnastic Kitties