This is Mrs. Turtle.
She likes greens.
She's not really a turtle at all.
She's an African Tortoise and she is not small.

Nor is she married and is not looking to marry.

Her owner, a certain Ben F. wrote to us with these words:

Here's a picture of Mrs turtle eating when she was younger and a picture of Kate (super-cool wife) trying to pick her up this summer. Also included is a picture of our fridge, which is largely empty except for the bottom shelf which is packed with one week's worth of green vegetables for that extremely hungry turtle. I've also included some regular old pictures of Mrs. Turtle posing by her window.

ben