Jonah writes:
well there are a few variations of this tale but I am gonna say the least complicated one. one day a dog was walking down the street and it ran into a chicken they started screwing. they had the best sex ever but the chicken (female) had the nastiest looking babys ever, that was the end of the relationship. the dog ate the chicken and all the babys and lived happily eveer after. the end you may find this story inconcievable or at the very least a bit unlikely but let me assure you that every single bit is true. were was I? oh yeah THE END.