Two Important Stories by Unknown Jonah
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well this story
is about my friend Hunters Dad well he was in antarctica and there was
a huge herd of reindeer charging toward him and he waved his hands around
and ran like hell as fast as he frickin' could and they KILLED HIM. |
| i was once riding my #@$%ing scooter in the street and this 8 year old boy (based on a true story) walked up to me took a knife and stabbed me in the eye I yelled ow he stole the $%^%ing scooter than i took a baseball bat and started beating the shit out of him he then pulled a some cracki out of his pocked and started smoking "aaaaaa tha tas' goo' as hall" and i killed him with a huge fuc#ing missle and he blew up into smithereens annnd (whoops I guess I streched the truth a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny bit) and i walked away laughing OKAY OKAY I WILL ADMIT THE WHOLE STORY WAS MADE UP WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME NOW MY HOUSE YOU %^&%ING................. |
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Jonah is ten.
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